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da changjin.. in.. i dunno...
weird parody? Bored to death.

Next month, (on Thursday, 4th of May ) at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. This won't ever happen again in our lifetime...

Rar..... haven updated class blog for a loong time. sorry horh, my comp is running at a stupid snail speed and is infected with alot of spywares... so whenever i go online, the comp will hang or black out.. then the comp CPU will produce veh weird engine sound...

mwaha... sian.... haha.. guess wad.. i am updating the blog in school now.. =D

Today the class has an astonishingly low attendance.. it's sports season. and yuani, yeowlin, rongkang, jupiter and huiqing weren't in class today cos of sports competitions and cca duties... WOOSH! JIAYOU FOR YOUR UPCOMING COMPETITIONS!! ALL THE BEST... you all can do it!

In addition, a number of 65ians will also be performing in various concerts... Joel for choir concert, michelle for dance night, eng aik and yu jun for guitar concert, junjie, dorea and engaik for strings, jiang chuan and dorea for CO concert... and the list goes on and on... haha, jiayou okayz....


Oh my and... this sunday is ARTEMIS OUTING!!!! Details yet to be confirmed but will be a whole day event... agenda i think is amazing race.... lol, can't imagine our class running around singapore holding onto clue cards...
...can imagine yichun shouting curses when we get the "detour" cards...

it's been some time since 65ians gather as a class to participate in events.. nowadays, everyone in class is either busy with cca stuffs or projects... but don't worry, this sunday is a good chance for us to unwind and put our class spirit to test!!

this coming friday s65 has physics remedial with our dear mr ong so let's put our s65 day on sunday in conjunction with artemis outing instead.. mwaha...

Moreover, class tee shirt will be out soon! We will contact the publisher by this week and hand in our design and class jersey numbers... think that the jersey will be out by early May!! Have to thank jin juan for coming up with our class jersey logo... she will show it to the class tomorrow...


yea yea yea...


** ROAR.. HOW CAN I forget bout YUJUN!?!? so sorry, i am really getting old nowadays... too many concerts..

sorry le..~~~ (in THAT tone)

hello everyone just dropping by to write something here! haha

who watch jewel in the palace which is showing on channel u at 10.00 pm now?

i personally don't watch it but my mom is watching it AGAIN after finish watching the first time via DVD.

anyway u know they got this famous theme song in korea with a rather catchy tune but the lyrics just sounds like "OHHH LAAAA LAAAA OHHHH LALALALA OHHH LALALALALA OHHH LALALA OHHH LAAAA LAAAA OHHHH LALALALA OHHH LALALALALA OHHH LALALA OHHH LAAAA LAAAA OHHHH LALALALA OHHH LALALALALA OHHH LALALA OHHH LAAAA LAAAA OHHHH LALALALA OHHH LALALALALA OHHH LALALA OHHH LAAAA LAAAA OHHHH LALALALA OHHH LALALALALA OHHH LALALA................"

all the way!

really curious to know what that song means? anyone got the translation?

by the way, who is going for PULSE tml?

love quote from jupiter "you are the handphone and i am the SIM card" and since there is math test tml i shall end of this entry with this love quote too LOL "u are the asymptote and i am the curve that will always tend towards you."

oh la la byeeee!

Oh man.. i realised the blog has not been updated for quite some time le. Everyone busy with PW and hw and tests le izzit?
Saded.. i haf to admit my school is still rather slack.. but coming soon too le la. Having a tight scheduel for PW to keep to. and common test coming up in a couple of weeks time.

Anyway.. wun wan to bored u guys wif my boring life. haha.. maybe some jokes i recently heard.. some will be quite familiar if u all were watching tv on monday. haha

1)
husband sitting on sofa reading newspaper

Wife (look sad and dejected): lao gong... how i wish i am like the newspaper. den u will look at me everyday

husband (looks at wife irritatedly): how i wish u are like the newspaper too. SO THAT I CAN CHANGE IT EVERYDAY.

2) (tis a dirty lame comment from someone from my band)

Conductor (pointing at his friend): ah.. my buddy is finally here. in the morn we are bandmates. at night, we are like the actors in Brokeback Mountain. (gays la if u all dun get it) .

Band member: ooooo.. realli arh?! so who is the pokee and the poker?

(dun get the joke?? guys shld be can right.. haha.. dirty dirty...)

3) (tis is totally leng and lame. from a band member too)

Band librarian: We are suggesting of getting a uniformed band file for the concert. any strong objections??

Band member: Oh.. okae lor. Lets get grey files.

Band ppls: huh?? y grey??

Band member: coz we must haf uniformed band files ma.

(to understand tis joke. let me inform u that my sch uniform colour is grey =) haha)

4) K la. tis is juz some lame things i did when i was the polar bear when my class was playing polar bear.

Polar bears are me, JS and cindy. (dey are juz my frens)

den narrator was going: who vote cindy as the polar bear?
many ppl raise hand. me and JS raised too. haha.. okae.. den cindy died. first polar bear kill polar bear.

den ltr.. after we managed to kill a few more ppl. mind u.. its realli a FEW.

den narrator: who vote JS as the polar bear??
half the population voted. i rose my hand

narrator: who vote songhua as the polar bear??
some ppl rose hand. JS rose his hand too.

den commotion commotion as we joked around who the polar bear is..

DEN.. narrator gif up as he cant get the no. of votes
narrator: wah lao. dun plae le la! tis game so funny one.. tell u guys.. tis is the first time i see polar bears killing their own polar bears..

OOOPPS =PpP

(sorri.. maybe not veh funny. haha.)

JUST FOR LAUGHS.
anyway.. all the best for u guys in ur school. =) hope to meet up soon..
hehex. and a reminder.. my performance is on the 11th June @ the Esplanade @ 3.30 pm (if i not wrong) . AND ITS ABSOLUTLY FREE. so u guys must come k. i promise u guys will enjoy it.

In kindergarden...
We learn from our teachers then the letter "e" is one of the 26 alphabets and it can be written as "E" in capitals.

In primary school...
We learn that "e" stands for elephant. And as we proceed through our primary school life, we learn that seeing the letter "e" sux as it stands for examinations (e.g PSLE).

In secondary school...
We learn that "e" represents a undefined number which approximate value = 2.72. AND, by putting a power "x" to it, it gives you beautiful curves that you have to learn to sketch.

In JC...
The small "e" have grown to a big "E"! And by adding a letter "n" on the top of it and "r=1" at the bottom, it will give you a whole series of numbers that you have to sum up.

Imagine in the future what a "e" will represent...

hey everyone!

WARNING: THIS IS GOING TO BE A LAME POST.

yea back to the topic. today mingming, jiangchuan, me and a guy from S6D (sry i forgot his name!!!) were chatting in the FISH TANK when mingming mentioned something stupid that i did back in RV.

there was once i met mingming and two of her friends in the RV school canteen. i realised that all of them had the "layer" hairstyle then, and i don't know why i have this strong interest in layer hairstyle at that moment probably because my sister was arguing with my mom whether to cut the "layer" hairstyle.

anyway i asked them a really silly question:

"how many layers did you guys cut huh? is it the more layer you cut the more expensive it is?"

what a joke LOL.

anyway that is not the main point. somehow we linked to talking about hairstyles that have not exist and all of us hope will not exist LOL.

imagine your head as the central atom.

we can have trigonal bipyramidal hairstyle.

haha imagine your hair forming a flat triangular platform around your head LOL.

oh man can you imagine miss yeo with trigonal bipyramidal hairstyle? LOL! she will look really holy.

next we have SEE-SAW hairstyle.

imgine you hair forming two movable planks emerging from the sides of your head near the ears.

girls will be most suitable for this because they can showcase the "unbalanced" nature of the see-saw by adding lots of clips to one side and non to the other side so that the see-saw behind their head will slide around as they walk.

aikling seems to fit this hairstyle! LOL.

thirdly, the T-shaped hairstyle.

haha a T-shaped thing form by hair on top of your head. looks angelic LOL.

yuani would suit this hairstyle...because....erm...of no particular reason.

lastly, the mega ultra TETRAHEDRAL hairstyle.

requires 24 hrs to cut and treat the hair to from a tetrahedral trigular structure around the head.

need to open a "window" of hair before one with this hairstyle can see.

then we imagine the uncle selling food at the cafe with TETRAHEDRAL hairstyle and we begun laughing.

COOLNESS. maybe next time if these hairstyle were "invented" and become popular we will get the patent rights because the idea first appear on 65 blog.

imagine this:

person A: yo, you just cut your hair? me too!
person B: erm, mine's trigonal bipyramidal what's yours?
person A (opens curtain of hair to see and points to hair): DUH CANT YOU USE YOUR EYES TO SEE? it is TETRAHEDRAL.

laughed our heads off in fish tank (luckily few people were there coz most went for sports heats) when we keep looking at the uncle and imagining him with tetrahedral hairstyle LOL.

okiesome random stuff. my mom just ask me if i wanna go to a vegetable farm tomorrow. THIS IS THE SITE.

yea gonna go bollywood tml morning! LOL.

BOLLYWOODVEGGIES that is.

MONEY.
















hey hope 06s65 would be blessed with lots of good karma for the rest of the week! (:

hello...physics test damn fuck

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songhua has the guitar, jun jie has violin. i have choir. it's mad. nvr knew it to bbe possible

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hello everyone! i've here a hopefully easier method for us to sign up for our sabbaticals. Got this from an email which has been circulating around. so if you're having problems please look here :D

How to sign up for your module of choice:
1) Check .txt file for module code number. It's the one within { these brackets }
2) Sign into IVLE.
3) Paste this url into the browser: http://www.online.chs.edu.sg/eapp/student/stu_student_v.asp?action=reg&courseid={YOUR CODE HERE}
4) There should be a pop-up saying you've registered.

The .txt file can be found here.

For those who can't read html, basically you open the file in notepad, do a CTRL + F to look for your module of choice, and check the code after it. You should see something like this:

[a href="javascript:show_studentlist('{89D47006-C60D-412A-9553-F5C6919FEE1D}');"]

Copy and paste the bolded text into the brackets of the url shown in step 3.

When you're done registering you should go and check if you've signed up correctly... go to eApplications and check under "My Courses". Hope this will be of help!

i'm writing this after a whopping 1 hr 20 mins of fruitless waiting for the freakin sabbaticals list to load, and I'VE GIVEN UP... all i can hope for is that my course is still open when i finally am able to sign in. lol and in my msn window jj's personal message is

MY MOMMA CAN MAINTAIN SERVERS BETTER THAN U

yeah... argh someone help me and the stupid server and the ancient 56k modem that i have to put up with. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllp!!!!

hello everyone!

firstly CONGRATS to yuani for getting into council! WOOHOO!

next i wanna thank the class for singing the birthday song and for the T-shirt on my birthday even though the design is kind of...erm...LOL. need some courage to wear it haha.

finally, in my opinion it is best for the class to get a polo T even though abit more voted for jersey the other time, because i feel it would be more unique and has more sentimentel value (warning: biased opinion here, hope won't affect your decision haha!) but if more people want jersey then i am fine with it too (:

VOTING TIME!





on a totally irrelevant note, i got curious about whether witches really exist and i googled and found this site which describes REAL witches. so maybe it isn't so bad to be a witch after all...

and how's your BUS LUCK? i am really happy the whole of this week i only need to wait on the average less than 5 minutes for the bus 67 which i take to arrive! so my BUS LUCK was really really really good the whole of this week compared to last week's 15 minutes. so how's your bus luck? oh no, can you imagine using this to spark off a conversation? LOL.

person A: yo, how's you BUS LUCK recently?
person B: huh?!?!?!

another good way to induce people to say "HUH?" besides the mingming's "say huh" method.

by the way those people going for the research symposium tomorrow, wanna go out after it is over?

Haha. saw yida's NJC times bout his PE, made my rmb bout my PE todae. i tink mines worse.. so dun complain k ;)

PE time: 5.15 p.m

Gather at track..
Teacher : K. 1 #$#@@# warm up
Thoughts : hmmm.. did he say 1 round or 1km? SHIT!

After 1 round..
Teacher: K. do ur warm ups in ur class
Thoughts: wah heng arh. onli 1 round.. kk. do warm up

After warm ups..
Teacher: Line up 2 rows lane 1 and 2. Who has problem wif 2.4km run? stand in front (2 bois went in front). k. u all are not allowed to overtake them. i gif u all 2mins 5 sec. every second extra is 2. 2 can be anything.
Thoughts: wah jia lat.. fine... run lor

After 2 rounds...
Teacher: okae.. now that u roughly know ur speed and time, i shall start timing u all. GO!
Thoughts: wadde hell.. nvr time...

1st round: 2mins 32 sec (+27 sec)
2nd round: 2mins 29 sec (+24 sec)
3rd round: 2 mins 26 sec (+21 sec)

Total: +72 secs = 72 somethings... (lucky he din double it le)

Now.. to clear our debts of 72 ...

1) 12 push ups

2) bend down.. hold ur ankle. squat, 1 stand,2 squat, 3 stand, 4 .. okae. i 20 counts of 4. (wadde!) after 20 counts.. "some ppl hand left the ankle. gimme 5 more sets"
K. thats 25 sets.. total 50 squats... 35 more to go

3) 15 dips.. and its the " down! hold it dere! up!" "ONE!" "down!... ... ... up!" "TWO!" ....

4) 10 sets of 8s(following are the 8 actions) : 1) squat 2) kick into pumping position 3) pumping
position down 4) pumping position up 5) legs open in pumping position 6) legs close 7) squatting position 8) up... Well.. u can imagine... but wads worse.. we went 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 for about 9 sets. den teacher said: "Wah, u all like to revise the steps a lot hor? always at 1. Haven finish 10 sets yet. continue!" so dere we go again. from 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 to 10,2,3,4,5,6,7,8. Total: at least 19 sets. but still count as 10.

5) Teacher: "okae.. last 10 liao! diamond pumping position!". so well.. ren3 and pia thru the whole thing lor

FINALLY! debts are cleared.
My frens and I: " wah jia lat. ltr still got 4x100m heats. lehz.. how to run?"
Teacher heard.. den said "u all got heats arh? y din tell me? i could haf made it easier for u all"
WADDE!!!!!! AND I STILL HAF PE TMR AT 8.45 AM...

But a lucky twist, we din haf to run the heats. coz we haf alreadi done it last PE. heng arh!
and my class a lot good runners. here are our scre board for track and field:
2 boy teams for 4x100m : both 1st for their heats
2 gal teams for 4x100m: 1 gal team got 1st
1 gal team for 8x50m: 1st for their round
1 gal team for 4x400m (its the winning team for 4x100m ): ran the finals todae, JC 1 and 2s together... 1ST!! zai sia la!!

haha. well.. thats all folks! =) stay tuned

NJC times, 3 Apr 2006

When "Conditioning" in P.E takes a totally new meaning

Time: 2.50 p.m
Weather conditions: 40 degrees sunshine... enzymes optimum temperature
Location: At least 50 degrees hot track

Teacher: "OK! Boys!! Gather!! Today we are going to do a little bit of conditioning!! To start off, two rounds round the track as warm-up!!" (Class groans and wtf...)

After 2 rounds....

Teacher: "lets do circuit running! First round 2 mins! Go! Go! Go!"
Boys: (Trust me you don want to hear wat the boys said...)

Teacher: "Second rounds 1min45secs! GOGOGO!!"
Boys: "Help me call the ambulance!"
"Ambulance?!?! Help me call a freaking casket!"
"fuk me too! Wah lao.. lucky i book a slot at chua chu kang cemetry"

Teacher: "Ok i realized it is too hot to continue... All take a break, go have a drink before you faint... We have alot of people fainting already and i am damn sick of it! Go drink up and report back!"
Boys: "Phew... God i cant take it anymore..."
"God did you hear that faggot?! He says got people faint liao lah! Still want to P.E in the afternoon.. Crazy fuker"

After several "wtfs" by everyone at the "conditioning" during the break...

Teacher: "Now we shall do hopping! All hop on your toes! Knees bend 45 degress! 2 sets of twenty! Start!"
Boys: -_-

Teacher: " Ok! All on your elbows.. Knees OFF THE GROUND! YES! HOLD THERE! I DON WANT ANY CAMELS! Keep your butts DOWN!"
Boys: " AARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! FUK I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" (Note: Pressing on your elbow with your body weight on the uneven surface of the track when the track is damn hot is freaking not a good idea.)

After P.E....

Teacher: "Ok class! You are dismissed!! Why all still don move?! Dismiss already class!"
Boys: (No one moved.. all were stoning with a sian diao face.. everyone thought of the same thing: fuk it... i still got to climb a fight of stairs before i reach the canteen!)

yes! congratulations to zhiyang!

on april fool's day...we go around telling others they forgot to zip their pants...NOT.

we play GUESS, GUESS, GUESS!



who walks with his/her legs in an awkward twisted manner?



who loves his/her mom so much, he/she wrote "mum" on a singlet he/she wore?



who loves black so much everything about him/her is black?


which "partner" love shaking hands so much?



who owns this weird fringe?



which "cat" loves scratching the computer?



which "partner" again is so in love with beehoon they had to fight for it?



and...the MOST challenging one...whose sexy pair of legs are those?

on April Fool's Day we do more than catching people with unzipped pants!