NJC times, 3 Apr 2006

When "Conditioning" in P.E takes a totally new meaning

Time: 2.50 p.m
Weather conditions: 40 degrees sunshine... enzymes optimum temperature
Location: At least 50 degrees hot track

Teacher: "OK! Boys!! Gather!! Today we are going to do a little bit of conditioning!! To start off, two rounds round the track as warm-up!!" (Class groans and wtf...)

After 2 rounds....

Teacher: "lets do circuit running! First round 2 mins! Go! Go! Go!"
Boys: (Trust me you don want to hear wat the boys said...)

Teacher: "Second rounds 1min45secs! GOGOGO!!"
Boys: "Help me call the ambulance!"
"Ambulance?!?! Help me call a freaking casket!"
"fuk me too! Wah lao.. lucky i book a slot at chua chu kang cemetry"

Teacher: "Ok i realized it is too hot to continue... All take a break, go have a drink before you faint... We have alot of people fainting already and i am damn sick of it! Go drink up and report back!"
Boys: "Phew... God i cant take it anymore..."
"God did you hear that faggot?! He says got people faint liao lah! Still want to P.E in the afternoon.. Crazy fuker"

After several "wtfs" by everyone at the "conditioning" during the break...

Teacher: "Now we shall do hopping! All hop on your toes! Knees bend 45 degress! 2 sets of twenty! Start!"
Boys: -_-

Teacher: " Ok! All on your elbows.. Knees OFF THE GROUND! YES! HOLD THERE! I DON WANT ANY CAMELS! Keep your butts DOWN!"
Boys: " AARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! FUK I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" (Note: Pressing on your elbow with your body weight on the uneven surface of the track when the track is damn hot is freaking not a good idea.)

After P.E....

Teacher: "Ok class! You are dismissed!! Why all still don move?! Dismiss already class!"
Boys: (No one moved.. all were stoning with a sian diao face.. everyone thought of the same thing: fuk it... i still got to climb a fight of stairs before i reach the canteen!)