NJC times, 31 Mar 2006

THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU ARE FLYING IN A PLANE

Before take off...

Pilot: "Plane B504 to control tower, which lanes available for take off?? Hello?? Control tower?? Do you roger? huh?? Did i juz hear you say mi ni mo ni mi ni mo??"

Pilot:"Ok, fuel checked. Engines checked. Oxygen tank checked. Ok, preparing for take off... HEY WWAAIITT! Where on earth is the co-pilot??"

During flight...

Pilot to co-pilot:" Your first flight?? Hey COOL!! ME TOO!!"

Pilot:" Hey~ since when we installed fire boosters on our left wing?"

Pilot:" Didn't I tell you NEVER EVER TOUCH THAT RED BUTTON!!"

Pilot:" What do you mean you forgot to set the plane to auto-pilot?? AND YOU ACTUALLY DOZED OFF?!?!"

Before landing...

Pilot:" What do you mean we are in kuwait?!?! I said our destination is Singapore!!"

Pilot:" Plane B504 to control tower, preparing to land..." (Turns head to co-pilot) "Hey bro, which button for the landing wheels? H-U-H?! You don noe too?!?!"