NJC times, 27 Mar 2006

I AM BAK!!! Due to popular demand i shall write!! (omg so bu yao lian -_-). Hmm, may be i shld intro you my CT teacher, Mr Yong. This is when you get a canoe teacher-in-charge for civics and physics. God you guys are going to love him..esp. girls ;)

This is him up there... and he is in papers too!! (If you have read straits times and not NJC times...lol). Anyway, his description in the papers was:

I am taking part in a ultra marathon, the Gobi march, in May and have been training for it since the beginning of the year. Training includes 24 hours of weekly low-intensity sports like joggin, conoeing and cycling to help build up my endurance levels. I also do simple training like running up and down the stairs, push-ups and squats whenever i can.

God!! Can you believe that guy?? He is a fanatic!! Look at the words i have bold. He call jogging as low-intensive!! And he does push-ups as a past-time!! WTF??!! I will freaking take my free time to play DOTA!! PUSH-UPS AND SQUATS?! Hell no man... And wat is not stated in the papers is that he runs the school's track every morning... (God noes how many rounds he run) and he is also caught jogging in the middle of the afternoon (like 12 p.m) with a sweater on... juz to get use to the temperature he is going to face in Gobi desert! Not only so, according to the people in the first 3 months, during their cross-country, my teacher ran the full course 4 times... FOUR TIMES!!! I am dying after one... OH MY! Can you believe that guy?! Imagine him being your civics tutor and physics teacher! HE IS THE MAN!!!

And he teaches like this: " Y so stupid?? i can finish that question in 1 step!", " ok class, finish the whole tutorial by wed k?" (Class groans; F.Y.I: lecture haven even teach and he is telling us to complete the toturial) "huh? y groan?? Very simple one! One question take about 5 minutes only..." (Class: "but mr yong, we haven learn!") "SO?! GO BAK AND LEARN YOURSELF LAH!! SO SIMPLE!! All self-study... ok class dismiss!!"

Great teacher huh? Man... he teaches THE MAN way... God, you shld have seen the canoe boys... i pity them. Imagine Mr yong saying to the canoe boys during training:" huh?! 30 rounds round the track only!! So simple! All follow me! AT MY PACE! YES! ALL COME!!"

Oh man, yeow lin.. you have a challenger to your six-packs :) god you shld have seen him when he wear his shirt.. all the muscles bulging out. oh man, you immediately noe he is one guy you shld not disturb... I can imagine Yi chun asking him: " Are you strict??" He will freaking receive a punch that will send him from NJ bak to HC!!