Monday, March 13, 2006

blogging from michelle's house

time check: 5.05 AM.

haha here i am blogging while songhua, michelle, yuani and aikling are busy playing mahjong behind me. aikling just exclaimed "MY GOD!", bet she won or something.

the rest were sleeping in the TV room. i was previously playing neopets after stopping playing it for so long.

hey today's huang cheng performance was not bad. i like all the mingming small skits, especially the snow white and sleeping beauty one haha. as for jin juan's play, i thought it was rather long-winded, but thumps-up for all the effort put in! (:

michelle just said "HEY IT IS THE HUA THAT BI ME TO DO THIS OKAY!"

songhua exclaimed "lucky wo mei you chi ni de leh!"

yuani questioned "what is the thing u gonna do if you have a lot of dong nan xi bei?"

hey speaking of dong nan xi bei...exactly WHAT is dong nan xi bei in english...is it north south east west? because was really puzzled by that during the CSP test haha.

since i am bored, let me share a little story here (:...

once upon a time, there was a boy who farts alot in class. he farts non-stop and polluted the whole class with his unbearable farting smell. therefore, his teacher came up with an ingenious method of solving this problem. she asked the boy to stuff a cock into his butt.

days after the boy did that, the classroom no longer stinks.

then on one fine day, the boy was walking to school in the morning as usual. suddenly, he felt his stomach getting painful and need to go to the toilet to clear his bowels. at the same moment, a traffic police who was directing traffic conditions whistle opposite also had stomachache. both of them rushed to the same toilet and used cubicles that are adjacent to each other. the boy took out the cock and place it on the ceiling divider while the traffic police place his whistle at the same place.

as the boy was late for school and the policeman already heard the cars honking, both grab "something" from the ceiling divider and rushed off.

the traffic police unknowingly placed the COCK INTO HIS MOUTH and he was utterly disgusted by the TASTE of IT.

while the boy walked along the road, with constant "musical" whistling sounds coming out from his butt.

end of story.

okie yuani is actually HUMMING SOME TUNE now!

michelle looks kind of serious, if looks could kill...

aikling exclaimed "self-touched thank you!"

my eyelids are getting heavier...blah...off to sleep.
yichun scribbled on the class blog at 5:06 AM!