Saturday, March 11, 2006

NJC times, 11 Mar 2006

NJC PHYSICS: The world is all abt forces!

Newton sat in an orchard, and an apple, plumbing down on his head, started a train of thought which opened the heavens to us. Had it been in Malaysia or Singapore, our fantastic durian trees would have saved him the trouble of much thinking thereafter, perphaps, opening the heavens to him, and not to us.

Hwa Chong Physics lecture is so boring!! God, NJC physics lecturer rox man, i simply love that guy! And NJC Physics notes is interesting too! Here is what is found in the notes:

Cold science ---> You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit... so nvm...
Cold science ---> When people run around in circles we say that they are crazy, but when planets do it, we say they are orbiting.
Cold science ---> To most people, a solution is the answer to a problem. But to a chemist, it is when everything gets all mixed up...
Life sux scribbled on the class blog at 11:17 AM!