ok... so anyway there have been totally, awesomely SENSATIONAL AND GROUNDBREAKING rumors (or truths??!!) circulating round these days... haha so here they are:

1. INDIAN-MALAY CLASHES??!!

it has been heard that our dear indian food stall closed not because of hygiene reasons (man, they're clean) but because of clashes with the neighbouring malay food stall. following the recent boom in sales of roti prata, the malay stallholders are apparently unhappy that the only other non-chinese stall holder is doing very well. hence they have allegedly employed VOODOO to sabotage the stall. yes. u heard it. VOODOO, BLACK MAGIC. apparently, the use of voodoo has been used to conjure SPIRITUAL AND POISONOUS HAIR in the food. yup, not only dirty hair from god-knows-where, but poisonous and ghostly as well.

2. "BRUDDERHOOD"

surprise, surprise, the owners of the chicken rice stall and the chinese mixed rice stall are actually brothers. they were allegedly fighting over a girl after their mom died. wooooohooooo... the power of love, yeah? so anyway, we heard that because of the feud, the chicken rice owner set up his own stall right beside the mixed rice stall. yes. so they were once in the same stall, but look what women can do to u.

3. THE TRUTH OF THE FALLEN NOODLES STALL

well ppl, brace urself for this one that really, really takes the cake. this is a suggested explanation for the closure of the noodles stall. its because the stall owner.... ok, take a deep breath, well, its coz the stall owner has...

HAS...

HAS...









AIDS.

ok. so this is it.

(DISCLAIMER: please do not hold any of us responsible for the above content. we r merely repeating what others have said. so please go evaluate the accuracy of these sources urself.)

yes u saw right. “US” not “me” this post was a joint contribution.