Plans for non-IP and non-DSA students
Plan A: Bring $56 dollars tmr. Check the school's notice board for your posting. If in, go buy 2 sets of school uniform immediately so you can wear it on monday and ostracize those 2nd intake people.
Plan B: Bring all neccesary documents- all the gay scholarships you have won and your barang barang of your secondary school. Chiong to the general office and fill in the appeal form, and of course, hope for the best.
Plan C: Call up every single family member alive and flood the"pharmily" guy's office with YOUR PHARMILY. Tell all members to beg till the CEO let you in.
Plan D: Use "cash incentives". This is one thing good about independent schools. If you have notice, there are some adults around the school who do not teach at all... they are accountants and business planners. Hwa chong is registered as HCI PTE LTD. Go to the CEO's office and sign a check. The amount you sign in the check is directly proportionate to the chance you stay.
Plan B: Bring all neccesary documents- all the gay scholarships you have won and your barang barang of your secondary school. Chiong to the general office and fill in the appeal form, and of course, hope for the best.
Plan C: Call up every single family member alive and flood the"pharmily" guy's office with YOUR PHARMILY. Tell all members to beg till the CEO let you in.
Plan D: Use "cash incentives". This is one thing good about independent schools. If you have notice, there are some adults around the school who do not teach at all... they are accountants and business planners. Hwa chong is registered as HCI PTE LTD. Go to the CEO's office and sign a check. The amount you sign in the check is directly proportionate to the chance you stay.
RATES:
$100 - 1%
$500 - 5%
$1000 - 10%
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Plan E: If all plans really fail, then GG..............(read below for solution)
Messsage from writer: " Try to GG me and my friends eh?? I tell you not so simple ok!!! You stupid 1 d.p!! In dota, if GG, there is always something call ' whosyourdaddy' cheat code!! I am ordering a concrete mixer tmr and we are going to cement ourselves to the ground!! Try removing us eh? 没这么容易!! 最多我们跟你同归于尽!! We will prove ourselves as hwa chong students by showing you whats call 自强不息!! Hwa Chong ke ba ba my foot!! If i can't stay, i am F***ing going to burn down the whole school and raze the stupid hwa chong private limited down to solid earth!! Screw me eh HC?? I am screwing you BACK!! --^--
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