Are you ready for tmr results??? Here is a item checklist :
1. A sharp pen knife
2. A bottle full of detergent
3. A building at least 10 storeys high

Steps to follow after you collect your results:
1. Drink the bottle of detergent to replenish the fluid you have lost crying
2. Use the pen knife to cut your wrist to release blood pressure so you die of heart attack
3. Finally, climb to the building's roof access and jump down to enjoy the flight of your life.

Note: You might want to carry steps 1&2 on the roof access of the building for convenience.

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